3 True-Blue American Things To Do In Your Ralph Lauren Boxers

You were born on the fourth of July and your middle name is Freedom. You sing “The Star Spangled Banner” at every karaoke bar you can. And you never head out the door in anything other than American-designed clothing like Ralph Lauren.

You could hardly make Ralph Lauren boxers more American if you tried—unless, of course, you did some hyper-American activities while wearing them. Why not give it a go?

Shoot Stuff

Playing with guns might seem like a pastime for the violent, but even a vegan can enjoy getting trigger-happy with a few old tin cans in the backyard. Enjoy target practice in a country that still thinks it’s a good idea to offer easy access to lethal weapons in Ralph Lauren boxers worn under baggy camo pants with a bright orange hoodie.

Eat Fast Food

If you’re looking for a beacon of American values that are appreciated around the world, look no further than the hamburger and fries on your plate. Whether you were drawn in by the greasy smell or the neon lights, you’re sure to agree that fast food is so good it hurts. Literally. Like, in your stomach. Enjoy your freedom fries with abandon in Ralph Lauren boxers and stretchy sweatpants—both layers have forgiving elastic at the waist that your post-softdrink belly will thank you for.

Watch Baseball

Is it really America’s favorite pastime? Who cares? When you’re chowing down on a hot dog of questionable origin and watching yet another inning come to a close, you’ll feel so American it won’t matter. Hit a sartorial home run in Ralph Lauren boxers that coordinate with the team colors displayed on your baseball cap and that most American pair of pants, the blue jean.

You don’t have to wear the stars and stripes sewn onto the back of your denim jacket to prove you’re a real ‘Murican (although it’s a nice touch, we admit). With Ralph Lauren boxers beneath your clothing, you can take your American-ness to bald eagle heights.

Ralph Lauren boxers make you feel like a true patriot.

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