What Your Oakley Sunglasses Are Good For

Sportswear brand Oakley makes sunglasses that are so beyond our understanding of what eyewear can possibly do, that it would be downright insulting to call them just sunglasses. To put it mildly, if a pair of Oakley shades were turned into a person, that person would kick Chuck Norris’ butt from here to Timbuktu.

There’s nothing Oakley performance eyewear can’t do for you. Don’t believe us? See for yourself with the following if/then scenarios.

If you’re going to be speeding down a glistening, snowy peak at a resort that costs more than three month’s rent, then you need Oakley shades with high definition lenses that’ll make everything appear sharper and clearer than your average sunglasses. No crashing into trees for you.

If you’re going someplace with lots of sun and the water is so clear that you can wade out in the middle and still see your feet, then you need a pair fitted with the brand’s UV protection technology. It’s a material specially designed to block UV rays from damaging your eyes.

If you’re doing something where the likelihood of objects flying at your face is high, like say baseball, then look no further than Oakley shades with lenses designed to withstand high-velocity impacts and you know, baseballs.

If you’re going fishing, and since fishing requires concentration (and a long attention span), then you’re in definite need of the brand’s bronze-tinted lenses that reduce glare from the sun’s reflection. They’ll also help you focus and prevent your eyes from getting tired so you can pay attention to any sudden movement.

Go ahead and test a pair of Oakleys out, we dare you. Just don’t let Chuck Norris find out.

Whatever the scenario, Oakley’s got you covered.

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