Be a Style Cyborg in Silver Boots

You were programmed to excel, your directives clear and concise: work hard, dress well. Though you may be flesh and blood, friends swear that you must be some kind of robot with all of your successes, and to a certain extent, they might be right.

Press power and boot up. Scan this digital outread of algorithmically selected robo-boots to increase the fashion quotient of your hard drive—err, we mean closet.

Fembot

Target Acquired: initiate seduction sequence. Your negligee and big, bouncy hair conceal an arsenal of sexy weapons. Silver knee-high go-go boots are the only indication that you are somehow more than human… that is, until noxious gas starts to emerge from your brassiere. Take this look out into the world by swapping the teddy out for a 60s-style babydoll dress.

C3PO

Always helpful and polite, C3PO was always one of the robot universe’s more personable droids. Usually plated in gold, C3PO got a silver makeover when he was exposed to the harsher climate of the planet Tatooine. Though it might be excessive to wear a full silver outfit, C3PO’s British accent and sleek silhouette translate easily to a silver pair of Chelsea boots.

Rachael the Replicant

So lifelike, but never alive enough, Blade Runner’s replicants painted a sympathetic and nuanced portrait of a dystopian future in which humanity itself is thrown into question. Rachael is a beautiful and mysterious vision in strong-shouldered silhouettes and moody makeup, but her style is much less high-shine than other bots. Go for a tarnished-finished pair of silver moto boots that set off an 80s-inspired blazer.

Optimus Prime

Like a Transformer, you may seem like an everyday sight at first glance, but you morph into a fearsome robot fighter when you get activated. Slipping into a high-tech pair of silver designer high-top sneakers can help you transform into your most powerful self, especially when you pair them with hot-rod colors like red and yellow.

Style sensors activated. Initiate shoe shopping.

For a stylish droid like you, boring boots do not compute.

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